<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821098</id><updated>2011-04-21T11:11:17.688-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome to the Matris</title><subtitle type='html'>This blog entitles the reader to explore the unexciting world of an employee risking both life and limb not to fall asleep while on duty!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://whatisthematris.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7821098/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whatisthematris.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Manyak</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07168319713851615676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.kissasylum.com/kreations/albums/GeneSimmons.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821098.post-110596558554320086</id><published>2005-01-17T04:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-17T04:39:45.543-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Days are Here Again!!!!!</title><content type='html'>Tangina!!!! May asim pa ang lolo n'yo!!!!&lt;br /&gt;I went to a reunion recently and managed to hook up with 3 former classmates. Even I could not believe I did it!!!!&lt;br /&gt;I'm so fucked up now!!! I don't know what to do with my life.&lt;br /&gt;So many girls.....So little time!!!! AAARRRGGGHH!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;Wish I can be at 2 places at the same time, and with 5 times as much money as I have now!!!!&lt;br /&gt;I really like one of the girls. She's sweet, sensitive, sweet smelling, and damn sexy!!!!&lt;br /&gt;In addition, she is also smart and open-minded. I love girls who speak their mind and open up their legs to me!!!!&lt;br /&gt;Please help me solve my dilemma!!!!&lt;br /&gt;Can anybody help me figure out what to do!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7821098-110596558554320086?l=whatisthematris.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://whatisthematris.blogspot.com/feeds/110596558554320086/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7821098&amp;postID=110596558554320086' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7821098/posts/default/110596558554320086'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7821098/posts/default/110596558554320086'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whatisthematris.blogspot.com/2005/01/happy-days-are-here-again.html' title='Happy Days are Here Again!!!!!'/><author><name>Manyak</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07168319713851615676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.kissasylum.com/kreations/albums/GeneSimmons.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821098.post-110410966055114947</id><published>2004-12-26T17:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-26T17:07:40.550-08:00</updated><title type='text'>WHATTA-CHRISTMAS!!!!</title><content type='html'>Christmas day output......Zero&lt;br /&gt;Calls....................................Zero&lt;br /&gt;E-mails...............................Zero&lt;br /&gt;Fax......................................Zero&lt;br /&gt;Breaks................................30 minutes&lt;br /&gt;Lunch.................................1 Hour&lt;br /&gt;Personal............................10 minutes&lt;br /&gt;Pay.....................................Double Pay!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YAHOO!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7821098-110410966055114947?l=whatisthematris.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://whatisthematris.blogspot.com/feeds/110410966055114947/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7821098&amp;postID=110410966055114947' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7821098/posts/default/110410966055114947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7821098/posts/default/110410966055114947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whatisthematris.blogspot.com/2004/12/whatta-christmas.html' title='WHATTA-CHRISTMAS!!!!'/><author><name>Manyak</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07168319713851615676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.kissasylum.com/kreations/albums/GeneSimmons.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821098.post-109650191959200854</id><published>2004-09-29T16:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-29T16:51:59.593-07:00</updated><title type='text'>YAHOO!!!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;REGULAR NAKO!!!!!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;sa mga tumulong sa akin, SALAMAT!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;sa mga hindi tumulong sa akin, SALAMAT DIN!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;at sa mga umaway sa akin, SALAMAT NG MARAMI!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7821098-109650191959200854?l=whatisthematris.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://whatisthematris.blogspot.com/feeds/109650191959200854/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7821098&amp;postID=109650191959200854' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7821098/posts/default/109650191959200854'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7821098/posts/default/109650191959200854'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whatisthematris.blogspot.com/2004/09/yahoo.html' title='YAHOO!!!!!'/><author><name>Manyak</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07168319713851615676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.kissasylum.com/kreations/albums/GeneSimmons.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821098.post-109453434235487830</id><published>2004-09-06T22:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-06T22:19:02.353-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sleepy Shit!!!</title><content type='html'>My shift change started yesterday. I now have my shift 2 hours earlier than my usual shift (which, incidentally is 3pm to 12am). I feel tired and queasy. I attended the Parent-Teacher Meeting this morning at 10am. Fuck!!! my son is being accelerated to kinder!!! COOL!!!&lt;br /&gt;Now the shift change is taking its toll on my body. I'm beginning to feel sleepy and tired. Gotta go sleeeeep!!........... sleeep!........sleee............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7821098-109453434235487830?l=whatisthematris.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7821098/posts/default/109453434235487830'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7821098/posts/default/109453434235487830'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whatisthematris.blogspot.com/2004/09/sleepy-shit.html' title='Sleepy Shit!!!'/><author><name>Manyak</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07168319713851615676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.kissasylum.com/kreations/albums/GeneSimmons.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821098.post-109385028593972740</id><published>2004-08-30T00:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-30T00:18:05.940-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Goodbye, Neopets!!!</title><content type='html'>Today, I'm officially abandoning my neopet, Balbonic. I'm now starting to get used to the fact that the new guidelines on our office prevents me from visiting certain sites such as neopets.com. BAD TRIP!!!!&lt;br /&gt;Anyways, my regularization still hangs in the balance. I don't know if the powers-that-be would let me be regularized. I am hoping and praying that they do. I like everything in our office. Of course there are bad times (and bad persons!) here, but mostly, it's fun to be here!!!&lt;br /&gt;Good luck sa mga batchmates ko on our impending regularization. I hope solid pa rin tayo kahit anong mangyari.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S.&lt;br /&gt;Sumalangit nawa si J. Jonah Jameson (ang boss ng lahat!!!). Sana ilibing mo na ang ka-aligagaan mo at huwag mo nang iparamdam sa iba. Sige ka, i-e-mail kita!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7821098-109385028593972740?l=whatisthematris.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7821098/posts/default/109385028593972740'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7821098/posts/default/109385028593972740'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whatisthematris.blogspot.com/2004/08/goodbye-neopets.html' title='Goodbye, Neopets!!!'/><author><name>Manyak</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07168319713851615676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.kissasylum.com/kreations/albums/GeneSimmons.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821098.post-109195748392842846</id><published>2004-08-08T02:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-08T02:31:23.926-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Yahoo!!!</title><content type='html'>Today I learned how to play at Neopets.com!!! Sa wakas!!!! Hindi na ako mabo-bored!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7821098-109195748392842846?l=whatisthematris.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://whatisthematris.blogspot.com/feeds/109195748392842846/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7821098&amp;postID=109195748392842846' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7821098/posts/default/109195748392842846'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7821098/posts/default/109195748392842846'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whatisthematris.blogspot.com/2004/08/yahoo.html' title='Yahoo!!!'/><author><name>Manyak</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07168319713851615676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.kissasylum.com/kreations/albums/GeneSimmons.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821098.post-109152996879596566</id><published>2004-08-03T03:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-03T03:46:08.796-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fake!</title><content type='html'>Tangina tong si Chona! Halata na tuloy na poser ka! Pero nevertheless, I still find you funny! Medyo OA nga lang ang mga bago mong posts. Try to improve on your humor! I'm sure makaka-isip ka ng mga bagong ideas for your blog! Try to sell it to a magazine, baka kumita ka ng malaki for your articles. Unti-unti ka nang sumisikat!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As for my day, I still feel sleepy! Nuff zed!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7821098-109152996879596566?l=whatisthematris.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7821098/posts/default/109152996879596566'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7821098/posts/default/109152996879596566'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whatisthematris.blogspot.com/2004/08/fake.html' title='Fake!'/><author><name>Manyak</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07168319713851615676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.kissasylum.com/kreations/albums/GeneSimmons.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821098.post-109143256417431732</id><published>2004-08-02T00:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-02T00:42:44.176-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I Love Chona Mae!!!</title><content type='html'>Di ako matigil sa katatawa nang mabasa ko ang bagong entry sa chona.blogspot.com!!!&lt;br /&gt;Astig talaga ang blogspot na ito!!! Sa mga hindi nakaka-alam, si Chona Mae ay isang katulong sa Valle Verde na may chronicles ng kanyang buhay  via chona.blogspot.com.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eto na ang latest entry nya:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Monday, August 02, 2004&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="109141943537914390"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tired&lt;br /&gt;Is been many days since i last write here coz i am very busy with work coz weekend is major cleaning in the house. i'm so tired. very much. the house is very big and i am the only one person cleaning all the household chores. mam tess always say: "bukas lilinisin nating ang buong bahay ha. gumising ka ng maagap tapos grocery tayo sa rustans" but she doesnt clean the household chores she is only shouting and shouting and telling me instructions."magsimula ka sa kwarto ng sir jeff mo" and then i go there to clean. on my way up as i am climbing the upstairs of the house, i hear again mam tess saying:"o? chona? asan ka na? di ba sabi ko eto munang kusina? ano bang pinagkakaabalahan mo dyan? computer na naman ano?"heloh! dah! sabi mo kwarto ni sir jeff tapos magagalit ka at bigla mong sasabihin na sa kusina muna. layo nun sa kusina no. the kitchen is in downstairs and the room of sir jeff is in the upstairs. heloh! are you drugs? inis! tapos bintang kagad may masabi lang. bakit pa kasi di na lang ako hayaang dumiskarte. diskarte ko na to mam. sino ba katulong dito? ako di ba? amo ka e. amo! do you clean? no! you are not clean! i clean! you only pay me! is sir arnold pay you to shout at me and make epal in my cleaning? no! you are not! he is not! i know that if it is weekend, i do major cleaning all over the house. i clean all rooms and the cabinets and do floorwax and mopping. i wipe all appliances and clean the car but i think the driver should clean the car coz i am not use it. did i? i also wash your clothes and your laundry and then iron them tomorrow. in cleaning the household chores, i know that i clean all over the house so if it is my room first that i clean, is the same coz after the day, when it is already night, all over the house is clean and tidy. my hole body is painful. i miss mama and papa and sir jeff too coz he is in the states. =)p.s. i have new knowledge. i know how to slide letters already like this and double write them so its thick letters not thin letters anymore like this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O, ano sa tingin nyo? Idol ko talaga tong si Chona Mae!!!! Keep up the good work!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7821098-109143256417431732?l=whatisthematris.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://whatisthematris.blogspot.com/feeds/109143256417431732/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7821098&amp;postID=109143256417431732' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7821098/posts/default/109143256417431732'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7821098/posts/default/109143256417431732'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whatisthematris.blogspot.com/2004/08/i-love-chona-mae.html' title='I Love Chona Mae!!!'/><author><name>Manyak</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07168319713851615676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.kissasylum.com/kreations/albums/GeneSimmons.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7821098.post-109134821998884717</id><published>2004-08-01T01:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-01T01:16:59.990-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My First Blog!!!</title><content type='html'>Tangina! Ano ba itong pinasukan ko? Wala ata akong kamuwang-muwang sa paggamit ng blogspot! Pero di bale na, madali lang naman pag-aralan ito eh!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Currently I'm in the office trying very hard not to fall asleep! I am in an isolated section of our office, away from my officemates and my boss. To make matters worse, I am also running out of materials to read! Last month I have finished reading all five Harry Potter books. I am now in search of new e-books available.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tama na siguro to! Next time na lang pag me bago!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7821098-109134821998884717?l=whatisthematris.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7821098/posts/default/109134821998884717'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7821098/posts/default/109134821998884717'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whatisthematris.blogspot.com/2004/08/my-first-blog.html' title='My First Blog!!!'/><author><name>Manyak</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07168319713851615676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.kissasylum.com/kreations/albums/GeneSimmons.jpg'/></author></entry></feed>
